Always A Bridesmaid, Never A Bride

Some homes are just like that — on the market forever, always hoping a strong, smart couple drops in one day to take its hand. Sadly, a few remain spinsters or worse — wind up in lengthy, nasty court battles as they crumble and decay. Here’s a bridesmaid with a nice bit fat dowry — a putting green! — ready to take the walk but she just cannot get hitched up.