Word Usage: House “Porn”

I’ve heard that sex sells. I won’t deny the veracity of that statement. But how much porn can one site take without being put under probation by the FCC? Candy, I like this little abode on San Fernando Way, but there’s nothing dirty about it. Or at least nothing that a little Windex and Lysol couldn’t cure. So I’m going to put the kibosh on the term “house porn,” until I see something really sexy. Otherwise, it’s false advertising.