Thank God He’s a Country Boy

[Photo by Dave Shafer]

Paige Phelps, who used to be able to write for us regularly until she got a job at the News, is responsible for this recent lyrical story in our magazine about 20-something Chris Weisinger who cultivates antique and heirloom bulbs for a living. Every woman at the magazine has a crush on Chris, a quiet and God-fearing soul who probably would be horrified to learn this scary news.