Demo Man (Or Woman) Needed

I need my kitchen floor demolished to make room for a fancy new dishwasher. That and I’m having new floors installed soon. (Check it out! It’s the new Buenos Aires Mood line from Crossville. We’re doing a mix of Tango polished and unpolished in the listello pattern. You can find it locally at The Great Indoors.) Anyway, I need someone good at demo so I present my request to the D Home nation. If you know someone, please comment. If not, I’m picking up a hammer soon and, friend, that’s never good news.