Top Design Casting Call

When I’m not reading Tolstoy or Dostoevsky, I am watching reality television programs. (Did anyone see Real Housewives of Orange County reunion show? So. Good.) Project Runway? Amazing. Top Chef? Obsessed. The point is, I love me some Bravo (and MTV. And Vh-1.) I’m constantly trying to figure out the proper venue for my reality television debut. (If only I were a celebrity, Celebrity Rehab would be ideal.) Sadly, I don’t have the talent for Top Design, but maybe you do. If so, head directly to the Dallas Market Center for an open casting call on Feb 5 from 1 to 5 p.m. If you make the cut, rest assured, I’ll be watching.