Look, I know you’re wondering what to get me this year for Christmas. You can’t do Cartier two years in a row and Hermes brings back painful memories of Christmas on the Cape when Tyler burned the goose and we had to settle for — sigh — turkey. So this year, keep it simple. Barneys New York has these shapely glass decanters by Joe Cariati. They’re quite beautiful and only $738. Each. Of course, I’ll need all three.