Hold The Phones

Did you know that the D empire has a track team? At the moment, it only consists of Stacey Yervasi and myself—and we’re not exactly breaking any records. (It’s tough to sprint when you’ve spent the evening before carb loading at the satellite office.) Anyway, on our jog this morning, we stopped into the HP Police Department for a drink of water (best water fountain in town, by the way. The water is cold and good. Stop by and try it, and tell me I’m wrong.) One of HP’s finest checked in to make sure that we were running on the sidewalks (!), and to warn us that, starting today, chatting away on your cell phone while driving in a school zone is not going to work anymore. He was rather stern. Consider yourself warned.