Gold Digger Ex Liquidation Sale

Who knows if this is really what it’s billed as — boyfriend dumps his gold-digging ex girlfriend who rang up $150,000 in charges on his credit card — if that were me, I’d just be getting warm — and now has to liquidate designer jeans, Coach  bags and Juicy Couture (or, as I call it, Juicy Cooter) rapido so he’s having a sale. Supposedly the 5.5 ct. diamond, Louis Vuitton and 13 pairs of Chanel sunglasses already made it to EBay. (5.5? Who cares about size, it’s the clarity that counts!) 

Could be for real or could be a brilliant marketing move to unload  junk on unsuspecting consumers. Which got me thinking: anyone want to buy a condo behind the Pink Wall which may have witnessed liasons between a former president (whose wife is now running for president) and his mistress?