Gold Digger Ex Liquidation Sale

Who knows if this is really what it’s billed as — boyfriend dumps his gold-digging ex girlfriend who rang up $150,000 in charges on his credit card — if that were me, I’d just be getting warm — and now has to liquidate designer jeans, Coach  bags and Juicy Couture (or, as I call it, Juicy Cooter) rapido so he’s having a sale. Supposedly the 5.5 ct. diamond, Louis Vuitton and 13 pairs of Chanel sunglasses already made it to EBay. (5.5? Who cares about size, it’s the clarity that counts!) 

Could be for real or could be a brilliant marketing move to unload  junk on unsuspecting consumers. Which got me thinking: anyone want to buy a condo behind the Pink Wall which may have witnessed liasons between a former president (whose wife is now running for president) and his mistress? 

Hästens is Heavenly

‘Tis the season to max out your credit cards in order to buy gifts for your nearest and dearest. And all that shopping is taking a toll on you. You regularly experience road rage thanks to the selfish drivers at NorthPark, your feet are killing you, and your back is about to give out thanks in part to that purse that is three sizes too large for your frame. Time to think about taking care of your needs, sister. Head directly to the new Hästens and purchase one of their lovely and amazing mattresses. Bonus: if you do buy this month, you get $1,000 toward some of their dreamy down products! See you there, sleeping beauties.

THIS JUST IN: Champ D’Or IS Under Contract

Thought it would never happen, but The Goldfield’s unbelieveable 50,000 square foot castle north of Lewisville IS under contract. The list price was raised to $72 million according to MLS. Agent is Greg Cagle with Ebby Halliday. If it sells…we are so keeping our fingers crossed for you Greg …I want to know where you will be building your very own Champs D’Or? (Or shall I say, Champs De Greg?)

My Own Neighborhood May Not Be So Safe

According to police reports, a woman who lives in the 6700 block of Waggoner — primo Preston Hollow — was followed home on Nov. 28 at 4 p.m. from Whole Foods Preston Forest by an attractive white male, 6′1″ tall, about 185 lbs. She drove into her garage like we always do and this 30 year old demanded her rings, then hit her. What a jerk!

She reported he had chiseled features and was very handsome. What I don’t get is how people can give such specific decriptions of their assailants — like 185 lbs. 6′1″ — while flustered and stressed. Whole point is to be careful, the bad guys always like to come out about this time of the year.

Banks Put Sub Prime Jitters On Ice And Someone Wants to Buy A French Castle, Texas-Style

So reports the Wall Street Journal. And I’ve heard a rumor —  that I will confirm — concerning a certain high profile, mega castle north of Denton on the market for a gadzillion dollars complete with a master closet the exact replica of the Chanel Boutique in Paris.

The rumor: may be under contract. Gotta find out who has that kind of money… and taste!