I wish I could show you the mock DHome cover that crazy friends of Susan Palma made for her, but marketing tends to get a tad jumpy about messing with the D logo. Artist Jane Corbellini took Susan’s portrait from page 85 of the August issue, and re-named it PHome. Leslie Kennedy wrote “Susan’s Pet Care Tips: in one word, stuffed“, and “Sons Alex and Charlie disclose trauma of smocked outfits well past preschool.” I understand that one is really true.