SEX QUIZ

We were reading another Dallas magazine the other day–a really BIG one–and thought the editors must have popped a Viagra before shipping. Or something. Awful lot of sexy lingo in there, up and down. All over, actually. In fact, the word “sexy” appeared six times in the first four pages! So we thought, besides sending over an anaphrodisiac, we’d ask you to ID the oh-so-sexy lines with their subject matter. Just to prove that if you’re really hot to trot, you can make any old topic…stimulating.
Line: Fore! Play

Found in a story about
A. A hot new Dallas restaurant

B. A sexy new golf course

C. A luxury second home community of $19 million estates

D. Pre-marital counseling for trophy wives
 

Line: Equally Sultry

Found in a story about:

A. Rich Dallas matrons who pout a lot

B. A million dollar mansion with a mold problem

C. A cool new chandelier

D. Vaginal rejuvenation

Line: Strap those on back at his place to show him how naughty can be nice.

Found in a story about:
A. Regency Side Chairs from the Stately Home Collection at Baker, Knapp & Tubbs

B. Cushions on the Regency side chairs

C. Shoes

D. New sexy sportscars with big stick shifts
 

Line: Still sexy at 5-0

Found in a story about:
A. A pretty movie star recovering from a bitter divorce

B. A building full of merchandise

C. A beautiful couple (she blonde, he blonde) attending an art gallery opening

D. New sitcom about a clairvoyant dog
 

Line: A naked 42DD

Found in a story about:

A. A new new restaurant

B. A special brassiere for augmented women designed by a Dallas plastic surgeon
C. A plant

D. A “dear” cabin in East Texas

Line: Especially seductive spot to lock lips

Found in a story about:

A. Locksmiths

B. A chocolatier

C. A public garden

D. A new lipstick designed by a gossip columnist

Line Ultimate Menage A Trois
Found in a story about:

A. Aphrodisiac wallpaper available for purchase in the Design District
B. A local artist’s sculpture
C. A perfume

D. Name of a golden oldie song