NEWEST MUST-HAVE FOR DALLAS RICH: URINALS

The elite are only now discovering something many high-end Dallas homeowners have known for years: Urinals are not only practical, they can be downright glam. Phil Romano installed a urinal in the master of the Strait Lane home he has on the market (David Nichols, Erin Mathews, Briggs-Freeman) and at least two Dallas families of immense home and fortune installed urinals. I may be wrong, but there may also be one in Fred and Lisa Baron’s Preston Hollow estate. Urinals make perfect sense, and Praise The Lord, now they are good-looking. I’d have urinals in every bathroom if I could.

So Tim, we can save you a long drive up to Plano, unless you wanted to go up there to play, anyhow. And no Plano-bashing — I’ll bet there are more urinals in 214 than 972.