DYE IT

Pink, that is. That reminds me of a consumer complaint we encountered years ago when I worked for WBBM-TV’s (Chicago) consumer reporting section: A viewer had paid to have a whole house full of carpet dyed this atrocious blue and wrote in to complain that the dye rubbed off on everything…furniture, clothing, even the pets. I recall thinking even in my innocent youth….

Such an atrocious color, served them right.

So maybe no dye. Pink floodlights?