RE: NO. 1 REAL ESTATE MARKET

Panama City is the No. 1 real estate market in the country?!? Panama City? CNN Money is ridiculous. There’s no way in hell I’m buying property in the Redneck Riviera. Why? Well, here are some song lyrics about the area by Tom T. Hall:

Gulf Shores up through Apalachicola
They got beaches of the whitest sand
Nobody cares if gramma’s got a tattoo
Or Bubba’s got a hot wing in his hand