DOMESTIC DIVA STEWART IN BIG D

Why anyone would want to be known as a “domestic diva” is beyond me, but thus has been anointed Martha Stewart. Have her sign a copy of her newest Martha Stewart’s Homekeeping Handbook at Sur la Table on Travis Street on Nov. 11.

Um…Homekeeping Handbook? Do not, under any circumstances, buy this book for me, ever. Seriously, shoot me first. Seriously.