MAYORAL CANDIDATES DISCUSSED AT TREC

It’s official: Dallas has lost its collective mind.

At TREC event yesterday, Wick said that Mitch Rasansky is currently at the top of the mayoral race polls.

MITCH RASANSKY?!

Apparently it’s true.

Uh, did she say DON HILL!?

Lest we forget, we are talking about one man who dressed up as a vampire and publicly ridiculed a boy scout (he’s a regular Shecky Greene, that Rasansky) and another whose office was raided by the FBI in June.

Either way it’s a crapshoot for Dallas. In fact, it’s just like Vegas! An adrenaline-pumping, sick-from-weak-drinks, “you-didn’t-tell-her-your-real-name, did-you? DID-YOU!? Go-back-in-there-and-give-her-another-name-right-now. How?-I-don’t-know how.-LIE!” Vegas.

And who doesn’t love that Vegas?

TREC meeting last night at Tucker. Wick, the speaker. And I quote:

Dallas is “in a very great moment of opportunity, but moments of opportunity are perilous moments.” Right now, he said, I read that Mitchell Rasansky is leading the polls for mayor. “You think Dallas has a bad mayor now? You haven’t seen a bad mayor. Mitchell Rasansky cannot understand a business deal if you spelled it out” for him in a grade school primer.

ZING!