PLASTICS + COUTURE = WHAT WE SAW LAST NIGHT

More than 10 million plastic surgeries were performed in the United States last year… and yes, Peggy, we saw evidence of that all night long. (My husband and I play a little game that I cannot blog, but it involves a certain part of a female’s anatomy and who created it — ah, them — for her.) I heard a fact that one of the hair care companies sells more blonde bleach here than anywhere else, but don’t ask me to fact check that one. I’d rather do plastic surgery on my home than on me.