A REAL TAURUS
Um, Todd? That’s not a bull, that’s Daisy THE COW! Bulls don’t say “moo.”
As a fellow Taurus, I can’t believe you paint us as weenie bovines who push dairy products on unsuspecting consumers. Practical? Yes. Stubborn? Oh, good Lord, yes. But be proud, too. Be like this guy on my left.
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