EVERYTHING MUST GO!

If you like deals, and you don’t mind going to the mat for your finds, then jet over to the Sample House & Candle Shop warehouse sale. It’s today only (till 6 p.m.), and it’s at the Sample House warehouse (4722 Bengal St.).

What will you find? Huge markdowns on candles, tchotchke, and tons of wrapping paper–all in a dusty warehouse filled to the gills with well-dressed women in various states of delirium as they fight it out to wait in line for a hour and a half to buy the last box of tissue paper. But still, the deals are incredible.

Beware: You’ll also see a random guy dressed like George Washington handing out shopping bags at the door. Why is he there? Not sure. But he’s very friendly, in a creepy, dead president sort of way.