BASTA! Okay, everyone. There is a phenomenon called reaching. I am guilty of it myself. It occurs when instead of going for the obvious, you reach for something better, more original, and generally less than spot on. Sort of a lame one-up-manship. Which is what is going on now. All of these nostalgia theme song nominees, while mildly amusing, don’t work. THINK: a pretty redhead and a gay guy. Who room together. A sit-com. THINK. Todd, it’s time to shut this contest down and name a winner!