PORTABELLO ‘SHROOMS

Can anybody figure out that I have finally finished my writing duties? Had to muster much self discipline to keep my fingers off the BLOG keys… or maybe it was Roger’s threat to dump squirrels in my yard… hey guys, what do you call those South Asian places where they raise snakes again? (I’m still shuddering.)
OK, I heard from a very reliable source that owners/buyers from Portabello Road in London (where all the neat antiques are to be found) have been known to purchase their merchandise from Slocum Street Dallas and then ship it across the sea, only to re-sell it at their prices in their showrooms. To quote my (un-named, he fears the Brits) source: “If the merchandise from Slocum Street is good enough for the Queen, then I’m sure it will suffice and surpass the taste of the most finicky in Dallas.”