LOVE THY NEIGHBOR

Todd, now that you’ve beautified Kessler Park, can you come up to my ‘hood and consult with SOME of my neighbors on their (um, tacky) Christmas decor? (I am actually thrilled that half the ‘hood is non-Christian.) To boot, my neighbor’s next door line their fence (parts of it) with blue lights and put out the same old Santa who obvi needs a spruce-up. (Maybe someone bought up all the blue lights?) I have found salvation with three websites: NeighborfromHell.com, annoyingneighbors.com, and Why I Hate my Neighbor.com.
Now that I’ve put everyone in a wonderful holiday spirit….