I’M A WINNER!

For those D Homeys who read our humble publication regularly, you might have perused my Homefront column in the Nov/Dec issue. It was about how I live with a holiday decorating addict. Well, guess what? Our house just won the East Kessler Park holiday lights award. First, I’d like to thank the guy at Target that dragged down the last box of blue lights from the top shelf. Second, our loyal electrician who installed another dedicated outdoor line just for our lights. (Yes, I said “another.”) And, finally, Tom. Without his excessive decorative flourishes, this award would not have been possible. Cue cheesy award show music.